I.B.S. (Irritable Bastard Saturday)

All of you out there in blog land would be so proud of me. I've actually left the house three weekends in a row now! Can you believe it?! Last night I ventured out to Ming for Buddhas with the cantankerous Kelsey. Aside from all the Flames fans taking up all the parking spaces, it was a very engaging evening. Lots of interesting people to watch and one hell of a hamburger. Afterwards my cousin called me up on a whim to go see "The Benchwarmers" which was so funny that I almost choked on my popcorn - twice. I don't think I stopped laughing for the entire movie. I know, I know.... most people think those movies are stupid - but it's about baseball (which I love) and it has that silly guy from Napoleon Dynamite in it. Besides, it's one of those weeks where my brain is starting to resemble the fried egg that resembles a brain on drugs - and it's only going to get worse from here. Go see it if you're bored. It was funnier than Old School.

I am at work right now and having one of those days where customers annoy the shit outta me. Must I hear every one of their life stories?! I went upstairs to hide out at the special orders desk, but my solace was short lived. Right now there is a guy wandering around - looks pretty normal - except that he's talking to himself. At least he's not humming - I think the sound of someone humming would send me right over the edge.

This afternoon I am taking a long haul out to DeWinton for Candice's baby shower. I never fit in at her shindigs - I'm the persistently single one with no money - but I love Candice and Sean and they keep calling me "Aunti Autumn" which I am a sucker for, so of course I have to go. Besides, I've picked out the best baby shower gift ever. I'll show those hoity-toity's. (I'm feeling obscenely competitive this week - not sure why.)

Oh yeah - go out and get the "Show Your Bones" cd by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It's really good. More make out music to stockpile for the day that I am no longer single. Just kidding.